Regarding that recent unpleasantness, might it be best to never speak of it? To banish forever from our memories Donald Trump’s usual chicanery and President Joe Biden’s unusual doddering?
With pundits already gnawing on indigent Uncle Joe’s bones, we’re probably going to have to address the deathbed rasp that was Biden’s debate voice and potentially the state of his campaign after a historically not-great showing.
At least the internet was humorous about it. Here are the best tweets we found to distract from an impending sense of doom. Yuk it up, and remember that things often look a lot different in the morning.
This debate…. pic.twitter.com/Q6OB3MEKB1
— Max Grossman (@GrossmanMax) June 28, 2024
Biden is saying true shit incoherently. Trump is saying fraudulent shit coherently. We’re fucked. #Debates2024
— Amanda Stern (@amandastern) June 28, 2024
does australia have a cia-equivalent that could do a coup or something man somebody pls aid us
— maybe: diane 𐚁 (@dianelyssa) June 28, 2024
“You have the morals of an alley cat,” is like something you sing about the Grinch.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) June 28, 2024
Me and the homies at our black job pic.twitter.com/rsYMstGJyw
— Prince Debit 🇨🇲 (@MainEventChris_) June 28, 2024
two men near death arguing about who is better at golf to attain access to the nuclear codes. should i kill myself
— matt (@mattxiv) June 28, 2024
Biden: look, the fact is, we can’t… we don’t… look. Here’s the deal. And this is no foolin
Trump: there are ten billion guatemalans attacking the lincoln memorial right now
— drew janda (@drewjanda) June 28, 2024
pic.twitter.com/ugjdf1gfrz
— Chris Jones (@JonesForAR) June 28, 2024
I’ve said it before.
I’ll say it again. pic.twitter.com/Yrnm5scL1O
— Muppet History (@HistoryMuppet) June 28, 2024
